Now Open: KKK Breast Cancer Screening Centers of America

In the the wake of the Susan G Komen Foundation pulling its funding for Planned Parenthood, this news item was generated:

In a Thursday press release, the Democrat-founded KKK proudly announced the opening of the KKK Breast Cancer Screening Center in Sunset Groves, Missouri.

National Director of The Knights, Pastor Thomas Robb, said, “Breast cancer screenings, such as breast exams or mammograms, help detect breast cancer in its earliest, most treatable stage. These breast cancer detection tools can save lives. More than nine out of 10 women who detect breast cancer early live at least five years — and many live much longer.”

“KKK doctors and nurses teach patients about breast care, connect patients to resources to help them get vital biopsies, ultrasounds, and mammograms, and follow up to make sure patients are cared for with the attention they need and deserve.

KKK’s Thomas Robb continues, “Some women may put off breast cancer screenings.They may be afraid of being diagnosed with breast cancer, they might not know they should be screened, they may have a hard time finding the right health care provider, or they may have concerns about the exams. It’s important not to let these fears and concerns get in the way of your health.”

“If you have questions or concerns about breast cancer, the KKK is here to help.”

When questioned by reporters, Robb asserted that none of the $487 Million in Federal funding from the American Taxpayer or the Komen Foundation $780,000 in grants would be used to further the KKK’s other activities of murdering Republican Candidates, burning crosses, and dragging and lynching blacks.

In related news…

  • Jesse Jackson has flown to the St. Louis, Missouri area to stand up against this travesty.
  • On MSNBC, Al Sharpton is bemoaning the use of Federal funding to support an organization that also promotes the lynching of blacks and burning of crosses – no mention was made of Republican candidate murder.
  • Liberals and Progressives nation-wide are demonstrating at the White House and outside the Susan G Komen Foundation offices for their support of these Breast Screening Centers.

Yes, folks, it’s a bit of hyperbole.  But, it is a surreal and apropos picture. The same people who would stand up against the KKK receiving federal funding for Breast Exams would stand with Planned Parenthood – an organization that MURDERS Babies.

It’s simple, they are human babies.  If they are not human babies, what species are they?

They are innocent.  They are vulnerable.  They deserve the utmost protection from the barbaric statists, progressives and liberals that would end their life.

Kudos to the Komen Foundation for ending their tacit sanction of the murder of unborn humans.

Update:

SHAME on Komen for reinstating the funding of a group that murders innocent babies.

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7 Responses to Now Open: KKK Breast Cancer Screening Centers of America

  1. jeff henard says:

    the kkk doing something good. I wonder how Jesse Coon Jackson and Al Sharpton will turn this negative. The black political caucus and the black panthers should ltake notes on how a real equal rights group operates. I am sure that this will not get a lot of publicity since the”evil whites are doing good

  2. jeff henard says:

    I think what there doing is nice,they did not say black women were not allowed.Anytime white people are doing something even when its good,NAACP starts a bitching I dont know how many more rights they want HELL if we tried to have a white college theyd have a shit fit but there is as I type this BLACK COLLEGES wonder what them all black colleges would do if I brought my white ass there they’d shit!! Now there is just one example how blacks are trying to control everything now !!!!!CRAZY!!!!!!! :{

  3. jeff henard says:

    planet of the apes is a scarey future!!!

  4. jeff henard says:

    why ask for a reply? You took off three of my comments SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!!!! You all will never be elected to run this country!

    • bbollmann says:

      Well, dude, I made the mistake of trying to save you from yourself.

      You are a disgusting, foul, racist pig, and I don’t want any racism on my blog. My post was entirely satire, but you are entirely too stupid to understand that, and now your friends, your family, your employer will know that you are a scum-bag racist.

      Yes, I fully believe in freedom of speech, and I apologize for not letting you expose your KKK-loving racism to the world. Good luck with that!

      If you’d like, I can send your comments right to your employer’s inbox, then you can continue to revel in your Freedom of Idiocy.

  5. Jeannie says:

    LOLOL…… Great article, Brian! You have a razor wit and fearless sense of humor!

  6. tom says:

    Jeff is a disgrace to the human race. The white/black races have many issues, most of which are propogated by our so-called elected leaders. If both races could get past believing and listening to the politicians and join together in conversation on a one-to-one basis, perhaps we could begin to heal the many wounds we have inflicted on each other. Cudos to the Cape County Tea Party for trying to do just that. But it takes “Two to Tango” Tom

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