CDC Warns Of New STD

I could swear that I heard a news story that Missouri was the Gonorrhea Capitol of the USA, but as it turns out, the Gonorrhea Capitol of the USA is… …wait for it… …Washington, DC!

Now, received via e-mail, there seems to be a new strain of the STD that we need to worry about:

Gonorrhea Lectim – New Deadly Disease (UNCLASSIFIED)

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim.”

It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect em”.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving exposing your rectum and inserting your your cranium. Many victims contracted it in 2008…But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug that’s always been on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose now and the second dose in November 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.